Fortune tell

The fortune teller said I have a special constitution.

"You have abundant romantic opportunities, but shallow marriage prospects; every boyfriend you date breaks up with."

I asked, "Then aren't all my relationships for nothing?"

He said, "No, they're not for nothing. You have good fortune in wealth; each breakup brings you richer, and most of the money comes from your exes' pockets."

I didn't believe him at the time and vowed to find true love.

But I never expected that the fortune teller's "special constitution"

would affect not only me,

but also my exes.

1. I took my boyfriend to the proctologist for hemorrhoids, only to find that the attending physician was my ex-boyfriend.

My ex-boyfriend, dressed smartly in a white coat, recognized me and sneered, switching to his sarcastic mode:

"Oh~ you've made yourself look like this? Xie Fei, you're quite the player now. Luckily, I broke up with you early, otherwise…"

He didn't finish, only conveying a hint of pity to the patient with his eyes.

What nonsense! It's utter slander! I glared at him and snapped, "What nonsense are you spouting! I didn't cause his hemorrhoids!" An Yuxuan, already restless from his hemorrhoids, jumped up immediately after hearing this: "What? He's your ex-boyfriend!" An Yuxuan accused me indignantly, "Feifei, I've just been busy with work and haven't had time for you. You wouldn't be so heartless as to seek revenge on me with your ex-boyfriend, would you?!" I didn't! I'm innocent!

2. I brought An Yuxuan to this hospital for no other reason than that their billboard advertising was excellent.

Their billboards were always in the most prominent positions on bus and subway stations.

"For hemorrhoids, go to Ju'an! Ju'an Hospital will relieve your pain!" The slogan had been ingrained in my mind from daily exposure, so I instinctively dragged An Yuxuan here.

We even booked an appointment with a specialist, which was expensive!

The online appointment didn't show the doctor's photo, and "Bai Zihang" was a very common name.

I thought it was just someone with the same name, but I never expected to actually run into the real person.

An Yuxuan was psychologically traumatized, and his anus was throbbing with pain; his expression gradually contorted.

"Feifei, how could you do this to me? I... I'm not getting treatment here!"

"Baby, I really didn't mean to..." To comfort the emotionally and physically wounded An Yuxuan, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say,

"How about we go to another hospital?" I felt bad about the expensive registration fee; it was all for nothing.

"Hey, don't! We're already here!" Before An Yuxuan could speak, Bai Zihang swiftly closed the consultation room door.

"If you don't cure the patients registered under my name, you'll be ruining my reputation!" An Yuxuan clutched his buttocks, hiding behind me, and shouted,

"Who wants your fake kindness! I think you're just trying to settle a personal score!" Bai Zihang put on a mask, instantly switching into professional doctor mode, as if he wasn't the one who had just been sarcastic towards me.

"I can help you with priority access because we're acquaintances. But if you switch hospitals, you'll have to wait a long time. Are you sure you want to go to such a faraway place?" Bai Zihang looked at us with a half-smile.

"I don't mind, it just depends on whether the patient's endurance is long enough."

I turned to An Yuxuan with concern:

"Can you still hold on? You're in so much pain… Why don't you get treatment here?" The main problem is the registration fee is really expensive.

An Yuxuan wanted to refuse, but suddenly a sudden, inexplicable pain struck, and he leaned against me, unable to bear it.

I supported him, like supporting a wild Lin Daiyu (a character from a Chinese folktale known for her delicate features).

The readily available medical resources made An Yuxuan waver, but seeing Bai Zihang's gloating gaze, he remained uneasy.

He whispered in my ear, "Won't he be jealous that I'm your current boyfriend and take advantage of the treatment to settle scores?" I reassured him, "It's okay, don't worry about the treatment. If he really dares to do that, we'll file a complaint against him!" An Yuxuan hesitated for a moment, but finally couldn't bear the pain and gave in.

3. In the face of hemorrhoids, everyone is equal.

Hearing An Yuxuan's pig-like screams in the operating room, I lowered my head guiltily.

The other patients waiting in line for hemorrhoid treatment outside were terrified, wanting to escape but unable to.

I wiped the cold sweat from my brow and resolved to exercise more and drink more water, absolutely not to get hemorrhoids.

Falling into Bai Zihang's hands would be the end of me.

Speaking of Bai Zihang…

He was my boyfriend two years ago.

When I first met him, he was wearing a doctor's uniform. His handsome appearance and ascetic demeanor made me fall for him at first sight.

At the time, we were both single.

With my passionate pursuit, I won over this unattainable beauty in less than a month.

He has many good points, but he has a habit of being a chameleon.

His lips are very kissable, but his words are incredibly sarcastic.

If it weren't for his handsome face, I would have lost patience long ago.

After spending time together, I discovered that Bai Zihang is actually a workaholic.

Every time we went on a date, he would steer the conversation towards his medical profession, boasting about his medical achievements.

For example—

"I performed hemorrhoid surgery today, wow, that hemorrhoid looked like a walnut!"

"Do you know why people get hemorrhoids? Come on, let me give you a medical explanation..."

Thanks for the explanation, but there's no need to say these things on a date.

So unromantic!

If we can't connect on a topic, even good looks are useless.

The medical profession is inherently busy, and I could count the number of dates we had on one hand.

Our passionate relationship only lasted a year before fading.

Once the initial passion wore off, we naturally broke up.

Later, I heard he changed hospitals.

I didn't read his job-hopping post on WeChat Moments carefully that time; I just casually liked it.

Unexpectedly, this time I ended up at the hospital where he works.

The job changed, but the person remained the same.

This time we met again, he still had that same two-faced attitude.

Also, let me clarify one more thing—

An Yuxuan's hemorrhoids really have nothing to do with me!

He developed them from working too much overtime!

An Yuxuan is a corporate slave at a listed company, always rushing to finish team projects, and never has time for me.

He has good stamina; while he wouldn't work himself to death, his sedentary lifestyle has "given" him hemorrhoids.

When the project finally ended, his boss generously gave him a bonus and granted him annual leave.

Only then did he have time to go to the hospital with me to see a doctor about his hemorrhoids.

And then, by a twist of fate...

He unfortunately ended up under my ex's scalpel.

Listening to the screams from inside the operating room...

Although I'm not in the wrong, I'm incredibly guilty.

My dear, you've suffered so much...